this is just embarrassing
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There’s a skeleton out in the gardens and he’s impossible to miss, kneeling there in the shredded remains of clothing.
He started the day as what people lovingly call goop. And then, while enjoying the sunshine... he was himself again for all of ten seconds before he started to grow.
And grow.
And keep on growing.
Now he’s a sight to behold, a bunch of bones the size of a house, with four eyesockets and six (five and a half, really) arms. Three ribcages. Only one pair of legs, hipbones, and a genuine tail for some reason. Not a very logical design. Who comes up with these things?
The gardens seem so very small now. He definitely won’t fit through any doors, not that the thought of crawling around on his hands and knees in there is very attractive. And he’s completely naked. At best he could use a regular sized shirt as a sock puppet, perhaps. Some monsters choose to go without clothing as it is, but... think of the children!
What’s a monster to do?
He started the day as what people lovingly call goop. And then, while enjoying the sunshine... he was himself again for all of ten seconds before he started to grow.
And grow.
And keep on growing.
Now he’s a sight to behold, a bunch of bones the size of a house, with four eyesockets and six (five and a half, really) arms. Three ribcages. Only one pair of legs, hipbones, and a genuine tail for some reason. Not a very logical design. Who comes up with these things?
The gardens seem so very small now. He definitely won’t fit through any doors, not that the thought of crawling around on his hands and knees in there is very attractive. And he’s completely naked. At best he could use a regular sized shirt as a sock puppet, perhaps. Some monsters choose to go without clothing as it is, but... think of the children!
What’s a monster to do?
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Date: 2017-10-24 07:22 pm (UTC)Whatever ‘it’ is, but he can guess it’s something awful by their behavior. Something worse than changing shape? How irritating, that the castle can’t give them a break.
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Date: 2017-10-25 08:23 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-10-25 11:04 am (UTC)[Odd, that the castle is suddenly altering everyone at once... and now me.]
...Please don’t let it be permanent. What in the world will he do about food? Bless this distance he’s so good at keeping between himself and everything else.
(What will he do if he has to die again, as a giant?)
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Date: 2017-10-25 11:17 am (UTC)Frisk's talked to him so much--been through so much with this Gaster, with Judgement's SOUL-stuff, it feels like he's been around forever.
But he hasn't. He's new. Ish.
[It happened last year. A month. I was a demon.]
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Date: 2017-10-25 11:29 am (UTC)[This is... very odd. Has it happened to others?]
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Date: 2017-10-29 06:43 am (UTC)Puppet, whispers the back of their mind, and something hot raises in their stomach.
No, no, no, don't think about that, not that, anything else, everything else--
They dart forward, shoving through trees and. They're going to get as close as they can, see how big he really is. Why not. Good distraction.
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Date: 2017-10-29 06:37 pm (UTC)His hand alone is as longer than they (or Sans) are tall.
All these people transforming, just as they did last year. Just as they did shortly before he arrived... shortly after one with his name and face attacked people. Successfully.
Everyone swore it wasn’t him. One year on, he’s still not so sure. What happened once could happen again, and he’s currently the size of a house with... With a small child crawling underneath him.
It would be a terrible time to have some sort of violent episode. Fortunately he’s already lying down, because the fear that seeps into his bones is immediately exhausting. He sighs, somehow, and twists around to look at them. He’s as flexible as a snake, looks like.
"What are y-you doing down there?" he whispers, grinning despite everything.
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Date: 2017-10-31 11:26 am (UTC)('Should be'. Not 'are'. They absolutely still hate the castle for all of this.)
"Getting a better look." They stop a few steps from his uppermost ribs, and they ignore the urge to try to slot themselves in between a set. That'd be weird.
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Date: 2017-10-31 06:09 pm (UTC)He can't quite twist around that far, and he's afraid to move much without being able to see them that well... best err on the side of careful and assume he's heavy and able to squish small children.
Also he's poking a finger into one of his eyesockets. Excellent, he has three new ones. They need a distraction, right?
"Oh, dear." Still whispering, rehearsing the words in his head before he pronounces them. It's all garble to him. "I'm eh--a four eyed f-freak." Still grinning, joking.