Look at me still talking when there's science to do (Open Post)

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Sans is starting to get a handle on this place. Perhaps more to the point, and more potentially useful, is that he's started to get a handle on its inhabitants. There are a few that he keeps a personal eye on on a semi-regular basis, even if they don't always know it. The rest, he's just made note of their passage and their movements. It's all for professional purposes, of course.

And that means that, when he's finally ready to do so, Sans can make contact with every person currently in the castle, either in-person if he knows them by name or by leaving a note somewhere they'll see it if he doesn't yet. Whether by spoken or written word, the message is nevertheless always the same. It's a request to meet him in the ballroom with the cakes table at a certain time and place. From his observations, it seems to be one of the more stable rooms in the castle, so everyone should be able to find it. 

On the stated day, at the stated time, everyone will...still have to wait five minutes for Sans to pull himself together after a nap, remember what he's supposed to be doing, and suddenly appear inside the room, still in the process of hastily smoothing out his notecards. 

"so, uh, yeah," he says, looking from the assembled residents to the cards and back again. "should probably explain what you're all doing here. so. i'm sure you've all noticed that this castle has got some weird things going on, above and beyond the whole, uh...stealing us from across time and space thing. i'm also assuming that most of you want to go home and won't mind helping me figure out a way to get us there." He gestures at the table. "to do that, i'm gonna need to start testing some of these theories. guesswork is fun, but it doesn't get us anywhere. timing how long it takes this place to reset something seems like a good start. and so this particular experiment runs as cleanly as possible, uh...i'm gonna need your help eating everything on that table. like, all of it. just don't choke on any shiny bits." 

Message delivered, Sans crams the notecards back in his pocket, and spreads his arms in silent indication for everyone to dig in. 

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It almost seems as though Frisk teleports over to him, in their own way. Sans is that startled, to find the kid wrapping their arms around him. But once that shock passes, what can be do but return the hug as carefully as he can? He's...touched and maybe even a little awed at the gesture of affection being offered even after he just reminded himself how frightening and dark he was capable of being. His soul aches with the sharpness of that emotion. But it's not a bad sort of pain.

"i can be a real bonehead about certain things. and...hehehe. okay, you got me. now that i know other me's can show up...i started wondering what would happen if your sans did."

Because he's not "their" Sans. He isn't anybody's Sans, and maybe that's better, because he comes from a timeline of dead and damned and doomed, and if nobody else is here to share in that, that means that nobody else is here who hurts like he does. He still can't help but think that he deserves that hurt, for letting things get as far as he did. S-4 had started to offer some fresh perspective, at least. That had just made the raw and jealous fear of "losing" him to his other brother even worse.

Sometimes he thinks of himself as "their" Sans anyway, though. And he thinks of them as "his" human. Those are good days, when he does. When he has that thought again, it bolsters Sans enough for him to add:

"but that was stupid of me. and dumb. i know you do, frisk. i really do. means a lot." He might still struggle with ideas of "deserving", but not with the actual knowing. He might occasionally show his gratitude by terrifying anyone who might mean Frisk ill, but...he'll try to unlearn that. This Sans is still pretty smart, too, after all.

Sans nudges his skull very carefully against their head, moving a hand to rest over the top of their spine. Skeletons aren't really built for showing affection. But with a brother like Papyrus, you learn to adapt.

"...you know i love you a lot, too, right?"

tears up a little

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This subject isn't all that surprising, even though it feels strange, thinking of Sans being...jealous. But that's not quite right word--or if it is, it still isn't him acting terrible. They get it now more than ever that doesn't really have anything else.

So Frisk nudges him back as they genuinely give it thought. He deserves a true answer, just as much as they think he deserves a good life here, and good friends. A chance to be happy. To smile for real.

To live.

"...If...he does...then I'll have another friend here. But." They stubbornly dig their fingers into the back of his hoodie. "You know. That Sans never was my friend in a big, scary, lonely castle. Or told me 'bout his SOUL. Or that he knew SAVE stuff. Or let me hug him."

The Sans from their world was their friend, sure, but all those points were true. And he would've had a happy ending.

And...he hadn't kept his promise to Toriel, either. Not really. Not enough to keep them from dying a lot. He didn't trust them, and they don't hate him for it, but they can still feel the difference of real protectiveness from the one they've met at the castle. Even if it's a little too much and he sometimes does it wrong, he still tries, and tries to fix it.

"Uh-huh. 'M happy about it, too."

tears up a lot and hey, because i love me some tragic foreshadowing...

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"your sans doesn't let you hug him?" He laughs, pulling away just enough to give Frisk's hair a good ruffle. "wow, is he missing out. you give pretty great hugs, kid."

They don't give the best hugs. That honor is reserved for Papyrus, especially since skeletons are really only soft and cuddly to other skeletons. But Frisk isn't any slouch, either.

And he knows they're not saying that the Sans from their time is bad, not least because Frisk would never say that. It's just a reminder that, since coming here, he himself has had the chance to live and be more than the pile of dust and blood that he was left as back home. A reminder that should be obvious, perhaps. But sometimes it's easy for the soul and the rational mind to get out of step, especially when the mind is as sharp as Sans' and the soul is as weak. So an obvious reminder can be even more appreciated.

He smiles for real here more than he has in a long, long while. He's had its moments of remembering that it's pretty great to be alive - the lake and the hot dogs and this party right now. That much wasn't a lie.

"i'll follow your lead from here on out, okay? you can hold me to that."

pain is the best

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They give a faint giggle. "Yeah." Doubtlessly. They love hugging people, too, so they're a little disappointed they didn't get the chance with too many back home.

"'Kay. ...Think you're gonna be fine, though." Eventually.

Right, this is a party. There are still lots of people around. Frisk gives the table a sidelong glance, wondering if anyone noticed. Not that they'd care, personally, but they think Sans might.

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Sans unconsciously echoes their sentiments. "eventually." Because he's not, in a lot of ways. He's aware of this. He's been aware of this for a long time, longer even than he can really remember. At some point along the way, awareness of this fact turned into acceptance that it would always be a fact.

So "eventually" is a big step of improvement over "never". He's getting there. Sans is starting to appreciate that there are people around him who care. Starting to remember how to live from one day to the next. Starting to accept that taking it easy on himself is sometimes more important than sparing his friends the trouble.

He's just starting to remember or understand a lot of things, but like this, maybe there's a chance that he'll make it to the end of that understanding one day.

But for now, this is a party. And maybe Sans will care later at the idea that someone might have noticed or overheard. He follows Frisk's gaze around the room, but Sans' eyesockets settle back on the table.

Thoughtfully, he moves over, picks up a cupcake, and tosses it thoughtfully up and down in one hand.

"y'know," he says, with some solemnity. "it's really kind of a shame, about the jewels. this could have turned into a pretty great food fight, without them to worry about."

[dustless]

A determined nod. They can only hope it won't take too long. Even if it does...Frisk will be there as much as they possibly can, if he needs help.

But--right. Time for something a little less emotional, maybe.

"...Well," they say speculatively, "the bigger bits of jewelry are in the bigger food. Like the cakes..."

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"are you saying that you hypothetically want to toss a cake at somebody's head, kid?"

He can think of a few good targets. A few good robotic targets...

Sans reaches out to grab a piece of cake. Unfortunately, he has rather less surface area to grab with than Frisk might, and it's a rather moist cake. So a few large chunks, followed by a peridot brooch, falls to the floor through his fingerbones.

"the levitating trick is nice. i just can't do it on anybody that doesn't have a soul."

Telekinetic cake hurling seems like it could be an entirely fair trade.

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They stare at him, straightfaced. "Who wouldn't?"

Aww. That's a bit disappointing. They snatch up another little cupcake with blue frosting and swipe a finger across it, staring at it in apparently deep thought.

And then Sans will see a blur and feel their finger run down his forehead, right between his eyes. Enjoy your new !, it looks very nice.

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Sans does see that blur, and he mostly stays still just to see where Frisk is going with this. Though he does look a little bemused at the feeling of frosting. That is...that is weird.

Then when Frisk pulls away, the truth of the matter clicks. Sans asks, in the most level tone of voice ever: "did you just. smear frosting. on my skull?"

He scrapes a fingerbone down between his eyes. It comes away blue, and he thoughtfully scrapes a little of it off on his teeth. Yep. That is indeed frosting. It was indeed smeared on his skull.

Frisk will see a blur, and then feel what's left of the red velvet cake and cream cheese frosting smeared quite emphatically into their hair. Just because he can't toss an entire cake slice doesn't mean he can't make do with more portable ammunition.

[dustless]

They try not to laugh, because it would be funnier if they didn't, but they can't help it.

"Heeey! Hair," they protest less-than-angrily. It's not like they can't wash it later, even if there's tangles.

They squeak and bat his hand away and lunge, trying to pull his hoodie up over his head.

And then if they succeed, they'll try pushing him by the back of his skill into the nearest actual big cake facefirst--maybe a bit too gently, though, since they're always going to be a bit cautious about that sort of thing.

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"it's your own fault for having hair, kid." Honestly, why do humans even waste time with that stuff?

That is the most adorable squeak ever and it distracts Sans nicely from the lunge, and...later on, he'll think about the fact that he still shouldn't have needed to think before blinking himself out of their path. Frisk is still a human, after all. Then again, maybe he won't think about it at all.

For now, Sans lets out a most undignified sputtering sound as he feels his hood tugged up and over. His arms pinwheel just a little, because it's an oversized hoodie and so the hood comes down mostly over his eyesockets. But the push is indeed a bit too gentle - for a skeleton, Sans will turn out to actually have a bit of weight to him. It buys him just a second, but it's a second where he could escape.

And a second in which he decides to forego escaping in favor of attempting to take Frisk with him instead. His hand lashes out to grab at their shirt and tug them forward, too, and even if he probably does so a bit too gently as well, maybe surprise will make up the difference.

[dustless]

They kind of consider telling him about the fact they could probably cut it all off. Then they decide no, then he might prank them with that, and it'd take way too long to regrow.

Frisk laughs fiendishly before they're cut off and the both of them smash facefirst into the cake. It also has a ridiculous amount of frosting, enough that it literally splatters all over the place when they hit, and Frisk ends up flailing their non-Sans-occupied arm and hurls a few plates of pastries to the floor.

It's safe to say they were, indeed, pretty surprised.

And they're still laughing even while they sort of coughsneeze because ew, some of the frosting went up their nose.

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In this, Frisk will find no sympathy from Sans, because some of the frosting went into his eyesocket, ew. He straightens up the best he can, still laughing a little dizzily, and makes an effort to reach in and try to scrape it out.

Then he looks over at Frisk, and even that discomfort is forgotten at the sight they make. Sans goes into a fit of laughter so hard that he has to wrap both arms around his aching ribcage.

"you, uh, you got something on your shirt." He jabs a finger at Frisk's chest, where there is indeed a respectable amount of frosting smeared. Not that Sans' clothes are in much better shape.

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Oh, that's great to hear! Doesn't help them stop laughing much, though.

"Y-y-you do t-too! A lot!" But the way they landed means they do, technically, have more. So, to fix that!

Frisk leaps over and drags him into another hug. FROSTING REVENGE. At least they don't smear the nose frosting on his hoodie, which they'll never admit was definitely an urge.

Jumping away, their expression is a mix of delighted and smug.

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Sans actually has the urge to jump after them...but then his soul overrules his body, so he just sort of stumbles before drawing himself up short. No. Just because he can't actually turn to dust from stubbing his toe doesn't mean he has any business roughhousing. Emotions can get overdone, in that sort of situation. Frisk is still a human, after all, and thus stronger than him in all the ways that matter. In a way, they might even be even stronger compared to him than the..."other" human was.

And besides...when that thought occurs, another one follows, which is that there's no need to go around making a place for bad memories that have had the decency to stay back today.

"all right, kid. you win. i officially and unashamedly surrender." Now that he settles down enough to think, Sans can actually feel sweat on his skull, and the ache in his ribs isn't going away just because he's stopped laughing and starting panting for air in his skull. He still holds up his hands as a gesture of sincerity, smiling his most charming smile. "it was a battle well fought. care to spare me now?"

The best comedians know how to laugh at themselves and let a joke have its natural punchline.

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A very wise decision. Frisk is kind and tries to be careful, but emotions getting overdone is still definitely possible for them--especially since that little burst of excitement kicked all that sugar they've been packed with into gear all at once. They feel tired and hyperactive simultaneously and may or may not be shaking very slightly.

Disappointment gets them to stick out their lip, but just for a second. "Kay. I've got better to do." They don't, actually, it just sort of slips out without their noticing, and they scamper to the nearest punch bowl and slosh some of it into a couple glasses.

Then they're back, pushing the cup towards Sans expectantly. (They've spilled a bit of their own drink on their arm, but they're enough of a mess they don't care.) They don't know if monsters need drinks like this, but if he sweats...

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Their disappointment gets Sans to look guilty, but he's not entirely incapable of being a rational adult when the situation calls for it. So he holds firm, and lets out his breath in a huff of relief when Frisk relents and goes off to retrieve drinks.

By the time they're back, Sans is sitting on the floor, leaning back against a table leg. Monsters need drinks in the same way that monsters need to eat - it's for the sake of the soul, more than anything. The act of taking a break to drink matters just as much if not more than what's actually in the glass. Sans just has a much weaker soul than most monsters.

So he takes the cup with somewhat shaking fingerbones, nods his thanks at Frisk, and then drains the contents in a couple of gulps. He only realizes once it's empty just what he drank, and has to fight not to pull a face at the sticky-sweet taste of the punch. "thanks, kid. i'm all right."

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Half of their own glass is downed in an instant. Even more sugar. Frisk's body is going to absolutely hate them later.

They drop down to sit beside him, balancing the cup on their knee. "You sure?" Green-and-white frosting coats half their face, and they're fidgeting, but hopefully their concern shines through anyway. His reassurance did a little bit of the opposite. They knew he was fragile--they were careful before--but this is the first time it's actually shown. "Can get you more stuff if you need!" 'Stuff' as in drinks, food, anything he can name.

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Their concern shines through loud and clear. Sans has never seen anyone look quite that earnest and quite that ridiculous at the same time. He musters up another attempt at a normal smile, and makes to wave a hand dismissively before he realizes that his hand is still shaking, and keeps it curled around the cup instead.

"i'm sure. pretty much the only thing around looks like more sugar anyway. and i was, uh, kind of hideously sick of sugar two weeks ago. thanks anyway, frisk." A glass of just-water sounds embarrassingly nice right about now, even just to dump over his head, but that would require Frisk to go as far as the kitchens or the gardens, and Sans isn't about to ask them to do that when he really just needs a break. A nap sounds particularly nice right about now, too, actually, to the point where Sans actually yawns.

"probably just gonna nap all day tomorrow anyway. sans-serif's probably gonna do the same, if i know me, so they shouldn't need me around much."

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It's not like Frisk would mind doing that. They certainly have the energy. But he's being sensible enough, so he's probably going to be fine? He can take care of himself enough not to fall down right now. Yeah.

"Probably lots of...everybody's gonna do that." They give a nod towards everyone digging into the desserts above. "Getting stuffed with food makes people tired. I don't know why. It's weird. Nothing bad about group naps."

They start scraping off the cake on their face. And eat it off their fingers, 'cause why not, they're clean enough.

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"nothing bad about it at all. honestly, i could probably do with a little more sleep." He can't help but yawn again at how tempting that thought is. "not getting as much as i should, these days." By which Sans mostly means that he's staying awake for as many hours as he's sleeping, which is still quite a big change by comparison.

Sans settles back more comfortably against the table, and casts a look around at all the other people gathered there. People eating, people talking, people making themselves seen and known and learning that there are others here to help them through this impossible time.

"...nothing wrong with new friends, either."

Maybe this entire day wasn't just about gathering data. Either way, it looks to have been a success.

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Frisk has been seeing him up and about a lot lately, so they don't give him as skeptical a look as they might've at one point.

They survey everyone around, too. "Yeah." It's been a very nice experiment-party, all things considered. "This was a pretty good idea."

Leg jittering a little, their gaze slides back to Sans. "...You sure you don't want me to get you any stuff?"

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"glad you think so. i guess...i just wish gaster was still here for me to tell him about it." His tone goes wistful for a moment, his eyelights go dim, before Sans gives his head a little shake as though to banish the thought. He still has a lot of practice at that, where Gaster is concerned.

Entirely motionless as only a skeleton can be, his gaze slides back to Frisk. After a moment's deliberation, he replies: "maybe grab me some water, kid? only since you look like you actually need to run off the energy. ya weirdo." Here they are talking about naps, and Frisk is jittering. Humans are so weird.

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Frisk's brows draw together, a little. Still here? He left?

At least there's a thing they can do for Sans right now, they think, rolling to their feet. "You're the one who told me to eat all the sugar stuff!" They stick out their frosting-colorful tongue with a 'mneh' noise. Then they snatch up his cup and head out before he could possibly retaliate.

They keep a somewhat reasonable pace before they're halfway to the door, then tear out of the ballroom like something was hunting them down.

Where is the kitchen? Gone, apparently, or maybe they left the doors they didn't mean to. Either way, it means they take a while to get back, since they need to detour kind of far to get to the gardens and use a fountain's water. And then they need to go do that again before they actually even get back into the castle, because they trip while heading there and end up losing the water they collected, as well as making the knees of their pants filthy with dirt and scratching their palms a little bit.

Not that they care; they barely remember by the time they're actually in the ballroom again, other than that it made them take even longer. Most of that energy's burnt off. Most. They're still a little excited-looking once they find Sans and hold the cup out again. "Here!"

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Sans moves to stick out his tongue in turn, before remembering that he doesn't have one. Frisk is such a cheater.

He drifts a little, while Frisk is gone, but doesn't quite sleep. Instead, feeling genuinely pleased with himself, Sans takes another look around at the people in the room with them. Yeah, all things considered, this looks to have been a pretty successful experiment-party. Sometimes, all people really need to be their best is some good food, some bad laughs, and some nice friends. There's never a case where a bunch of people all trapped in one place aren't stronger together.

His eyesockets are closed when Frisk returns, but Sans opens one as they approach, and then almost does a double-take at the freshly filthy state of the child's clothes. Did they have to fight a dragon for the contents of that cup, or something?

"well done, soldier." He takes the cup with no small amount of relief, considers it for a moment, and then pours half of it down his right eyesocket before swallowing the rest with his mouth. "ah, that's the stuff. just like home. ketchup was never so refreshing."

Sans must be worn out if he's talking nonsense like that.