Sans is much better at this than Death is. He can't even laugh properly: "Uᴅᴅᴇʀ... ᴀʜ, ᴄᴏᴡs. Hᴀ Hᴀ." He means well and doesn't want to be creepy at all, but... It's hard not to with a voice like the grave.
He thinks for a moment, hmm, animals... "Wʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀʙ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀɪᴛʏ? Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ's sʜᴇʟʟғɪsʜ." See! Isn't this nice! They'll be the best of friends any moment now.
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Date: 2016-11-11 12:57 am (UTC)He thinks for a moment, hmm, animals... "Wʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀʙ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀɪᴛʏ? Bᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ's sʜᴇʟʟғɪsʜ." See! Isn't this nice! They'll be the best of friends any moment now.