"That's the dumbest pun I've ever heard." Really nasty, even if it was apt. Why would anyone advertise their stuff as being dirty?

They narrow their eyes at the waitress. (The one that's talking to Lucas, not the one that gives them reasonable warning.) "We're here now, you know."

Alike as twins? Weird. "Lucas doesn't have a twin. It's coincidence." They're proud they remembered that word, and sound it, even as they start pushing on the weird pig person's arm.