[It was certainly something Rich tried his damndest to ignore and repress and keep a secret, but now that he's open about his sexuality, it's a little easier to admit to. He might even say something if Michael asked! But until then, he's a little more distracted with how Michael is obviously gushing over Jeremy. God. He really wasn't off the mark writing on their backpacks.]

Okay, but like, I'm pretty sure any smart person would give up what they wanted if it involved everyone being all brainwashed. Like Chris is pretty cute, but she was like... all out of it, right? That'd be freaky...

And you wouldn't be there, so like... I don't think he'd be truly happy.

[He gives a weak little grin.]

Shit, I'm infected with the nerd now. But thanks dude, seriously. I'm glad you all seem to like the real me.