Oh, was that all? [If Micheal was just a little surprised then the obvious answer to making things less awkward is to just start walking, right? Definitely. Now he's just carrying Big M on the tour, no big deal. Jake can always put Mike down later if he really does seem uncomfortable.]

Huh, do you think it really has to read our minds for that? I was thinkin' more like...how amazon predicts what you might wanna buy from the shit you already ordered. Maybe it just senses--actually, wait, that's creepy too. I just didn't think about this hard enough. Shit.

Okay, you're right, we're trapped in a stalker castle.