Yeah, dude, my throat's parched too. I could drink anything right now... except maybe not Mountain Dew.
[He turns back to grin about his joke, but then Jake suddenly grips his hand so tightly and reassuringly and his hand is so warm and strong and holy shit Rich is too bisexual to deal with this. He turns his head back away from Jake in an attempt to hide his blush.]
I, uh, I guess so! Heh, we'll find someone in no time.
JAKE YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS TO RICH HE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO HANDLE
[He turns back to grin about his joke, but then Jake suddenly grips his hand so tightly and reassuringly and his hand is so warm and strong and holy shit Rich is too bisexual to deal with this. He turns his head back away from Jake in an attempt to hide his blush.]
I, uh, I guess so! Heh, we'll find someone in no time.