"Oh, if only!" he grumbles. "You'd think it'd be that easy, wouldn't you? No! Everyone can see me, but I know almost nothing about everyone! I have to talk to people myself. It's infuriating for a squip, don't you know? I'm sure you do, since you know what I am."

He shoves his hands into his pockets and kicks a rock that isn't there and is comprised entirely of shiny blue pixels. "For some reason I can't access people's brains. How am I gonna help people now? I can't do it the human way. You're all so terribly inefficient."