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castle_perrault2017-01-16 05:56 pm
aghostinthemachine) wrote in castle_perrault2017-01-16 05:56 pm
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Ten thousands lights come blazing down with razor sharp precision ♪
[Whatever is that oversaturated ego leaking from the cracks of the castle door? It almost creates a spotlight effect, the dust in the castle making it look like smoke is rolling through the room. Who is creating this powerful aura? Why, it's everyone's favorite(?) Underground super star! The door finally bursts open and a shapely leg clad in a pink high heeled boot steps through, followed by the rest of the fabulous robot, noodly arms wrapped around several pink suitcases.
Why would anyone want to vacation in a place like this? Who knows. No one knows how Mettaton's brain works. Sometimes even he himself doesn't know.
Of course, he's expecting this to be like a hotel and calls out for the staff that does not exist:]
Yoohoooo~ Anyone home? I'm looking to rent a room! Your best room.
[You can either help him out, inform him that he's very much mistakened, or find him later on once he's settled in, if there happens to be a parlour or a library.]
Why would anyone want to vacation in a place like this? Who knows. No one knows how Mettaton's brain works. Sometimes even he himself doesn't know.
Of course, he's expecting this to be like a hotel and calls out for the staff that does not exist:]
Yoohoooo~ Anyone home? I'm looking to rent a room! Your best room.
[You can either help him out, inform him that he's very much mistakened, or find him later on once he's settled in, if there happens to be a parlour or a library.]
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Heheh.
[Sans beams as Mettaton pats his head, pretty darn proud of himself. He looks at his own name, then back to his new friend. Finally, he looks back down and scribbles his name a couple more times. It gets a little cruder each time, but now he's just excited.]
That's what Pop said!
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You must obviously get it from him then.
And now you can sign any drawings you do!
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Yeah!! My dad is really smart. He's a scientist!
[Sans turns around.]
Hey, do you wanna s-see a cool trick?
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Sure, why not?
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[Sans folds up the paper.
His eyes go dark.
He throws the paper in his socket.
He opens his mouth???
It's in there.]
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That's quite impressive. Do you... know any other tricks?
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[His eyes come back. He pulls the paper out of his mouth.]
I haven't thought of any yet. Oh! Oh! Maybe I can play xylophone with my ribs!
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Isn't that uncomfortable?